The Prodigal Son

My Father said to me,

I've divided up my property,

you two can share it equally,

and both of you will have money.

So I took it out onto the town,

and went to parties all around,

lots of girls and lots of sounds,
all new friends that I had found.

Then I ran out of the dosh,
and all my friends I had were lost,
a pig farmer became my boss,
and the pig swill became my nosh.

So I went back home to Dad,
feeling very sorry and sad,
but actually he was really glad,
and said "theres a party to be had!"